February 2012
lezune:
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I just found out that a MAJORITY of my classmates...
I think I just died a little on the inside.
Reblog if you know the all the words to "Goin'...
welleveryonesalittlecrazy:
“A - Your current OTP
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone...”
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Oh god this is a dangerous meme
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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davicrocket:
I dont know what to post anymore -________- give me ideas D:
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
When someone copies a quote you always say
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pijamallama:
Walter Elias Disney High School - W.E.D.H.S
jbeeks55:
experiment-six-two-six:
Swimming with Coach Ariel
Physical Education with Mr. Shang
Dance with Coach Esmerelda
Chef Silver
History with Mr. Thatch
Drama and…
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
curlyphoto asked: thank you for following ♥
"I'm bored, I'm gonna research some of my favorite...
Regular Show: oh, we're actually about a few guys who got bored at work and did some LSD
Adventure Time: this show actually takes place in a post apocoliptic era, and Finn is the only human left.
Me: oh...well....I guess th-
Rugrats: Oh and all of the babies are actually dead. They're a figment of Angelica's imagination. Chuckie died with his mom, Phil and Lil are a stillborn, and Tommy is dead and that's why Stu's inventions for his dead child don't work.
Timmy Turner: actually my fairies don't exist either. My parents ignore me and Vicky beats me so I pretend my goldfish are magic to get away from it all.
Spongebob: each on of us is based off of the 7 deadly sins
Me: right......in the chilhood....
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
